Friday, March 22, 2013

10 funny akpos jokes

Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. 
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything.. 
Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up 

CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it 

TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?.. 
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance? 
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) 
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.

Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? 
Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"......


Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? 
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN 

Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big 
Akpos: The Ram Is Big 
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo


OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.

Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. 
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? 
Akpos: Watching a football match? 
Ochuko: Who played?.. 
Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

5 comments:

  1. Not so funny buh I chuckled

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  2. 10 funny akpos jokes




    Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..

    AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..

    Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up




    CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..

    AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it




    TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?..

    AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E




    Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.

    Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!

    Akpos: Wanna dance?

    Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)

    Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.




    Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do?

    Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION" ...

    Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"......







    Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?

    Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN




    Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big

    Akpos: The Ram Is Big

    Teacher: Make it longer

    Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo







    OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.




    Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..

    Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.




    Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been?

    Akpos: Watching a football match?

    Ochuko: Who played?..

    Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

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  3. The jokes are so funny

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  4. Can't stop laughing

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