Teacher asked akpors a couple of questions read them and laugh

TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?..
AKPORS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions if I don't know"

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?..
AKPORS: A drinking problem

TEACHER: Why are you sleeping in class?
AKPORS:I am dreaming to be rich, just like my father..
TEACHER: "Is ur father rich?".
AKPORS: No, he's dreaming too

TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPORS: A teacher