Happy April Fool's Day

April my month of sufficient Grace

Oh shit it's monday

know what i like about mondays? nothing

Happy Easter gif

Jesus has risen

May God always bless you

We live and died christ died and lived

If a cockroach touches a human, it will run away and clean itself

This drawing will really amaze you

Believe it or not this is not a photograph, this is actually a pencil drawing by an Italian self taught artist, Diego Fazio. He perfected the photorealism technique over a period of several years.

Because of him we are forgiven

Good friday the day death died

Telling someone why you love them

Sometimes we dont need advice

You attract the wrong people when they know about your fortune

Love changes everything

I love you every step of the way

I will ignore you

Good Morning

Akpos Replies

TEACHER: Akpos, finish this sentence.. ‘Many are called but ………….?
AKPOS: But only few have credit to call back..

ALINCO: Akpos, i Just bought a new Samsung Galaxy Tablet.
AKPOS: Sorry Bro. Get well soon.

CASHIER: This is the 5th same movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please?
AKPOS: The Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it

TEACHER: All stupid people should stand up
AKPOS Stands Up
TEACHER: So Akpos you are stupid?
AKPOS: No Ma, I just can’t bear you standing alone.

MAMA: How was your paper?..
AKPOS: Good, but I didn’t know d past tense of “think”. I thought and thought, then finally wrote “Thunk”.

If the opportunity dosen't knock, build a door

I will sleep tonite

Tired Goodnight

Stop waiting for things to happen

Why complicate life?

If you love somebody, go ahead and tell them

Life is not a problem to be solved

You where born to stand out

Be yourself

A smile to start your day

Thank you lord for another beautiful day

Oya stop pinging i wan sleep .gif

Akpos died and went to heaven

Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal.
Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God Oooh!”
Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room”
Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE”
Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat

Akpos: “I fit go peep?”
Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”
Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God”
Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven

Dont kill yourself over a boy

a woman's heart

a guy is only insecure about losing his girl

There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 u

My attitude will always be based on how u treat me

Best part of the morning

This is a test

It's just an A

When people trying to make sure i chopless

Akpos returns a missing purse

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market.
The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside,
she got confused & said,
“but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there
are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come?
Akpos, “na me change am, the last time wey I help person
find purse, she say she no get change she for give me something
na him make i first go look for change for you

Akpos and teacher

Akpos Asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam?

Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?

Akpos laughs and whispers to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anytin at all wit dis teacher?!

Some say they better than me its suicide

If life is painted portrait, who puts dark colors in them?

Did you know? Bill Gates earns about $250usd every second

The essence of true religion is righteousness

Determined to succeed