AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love.
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE Yes.
AKPOS: Turn on the blender.
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye.
2 days later
AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE: Yes
AKPOS: Turn on the blender
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, Akpos decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.
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Poems written by AKPOS and EKAITE (very funny)
AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me
in darkness, He created light. He saw me without
problems, He created YOU.
EKAITE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I
wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart
Attack.
AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful. The
grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things
beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..?
EKAITE: Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys
like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too Not in cage but
laughing at YOU.
Do you train yourself to be successful? or do you complain just to feel good about failing?
Good friends are hard to find harder to leave and IMPOSSIBLE to forget
True change starts with YOU Happy Democracy
Every government is a close & near accurate
reflection of the attitude & culture of its
citizens. True change starts with YOU
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect
I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them
WE TEND TO FORGET THAT HAPPINESS DOESN'T COME AS A RESULT OF GETTING SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE
WORK LIKE YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT AND DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
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