Akpos decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?

AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love.
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE Yes.
AKPOS: Turn on the blender.
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye.


2 days later

AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE: Yes
AKPOS: Turn on the blender
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye

The next day, Akpos decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?

SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.

June please be awesome to me

June please be awesome to me
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Poems written by AKPOS and EKAITE (very funny)


AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me
in darkness, He created light. He saw me without
problems, He created YOU.

EKAITE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I
wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart
Attack.


AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful. The
grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things
beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..?

EKAITE: Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys
like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too Not in cage but
laughing at YOU.

When you worry you use your imagination to create things you don't want

When you worry you use
 your imagination to create 
things you don't want
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You no need cutlery to chop slap


You dont need cutlery to chop slap

You dont need cutlery
to chop slap
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No dogs beyond this point

no dogs beyond this point
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sorry i cant read

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GOD will make a way when there seems to be no way

GOD will make a way
when there seems to be no way
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If you have not tested BAILEYS you have not tested anything

If you have not tested BAILEYS you have not tested anything

Learn how to be Happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want

Learn how to be Happy
with what you have
while you pursue all
that you want 
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If you are happy and you know clap your oh

If you are happy and you know clap your oh

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand

Sometimes you have
to stand alone to
prove that you can
still stand
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IF YOU DON'T BUILD YOUR DREAMS SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU TO HELP BUILD THEIRS

IF YOU DON'T BUILD YOUR DREAMS
SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU TO HELP
BUILD THEIRS

Do you train yourself to be successful? or do you complain just to feel good about failing?

Do you train yourself
to be successful? or do you
complain just to feel good about failing?
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Today is my birthday May 30th be nice to me

Today is my birthday May 30th be nice to me

Good night

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In order to be IrreplaceablE one must always be Different

In order to be
IrreplaceablE
one must always be Different

Good friends are hard to find harder to leave and IMPOSSIBLE to forget

Good friends are hard to find
harder to leave and IMPOSSIBLE
to forget
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What's wrong with being yourself?

What's wrong with being yourself?
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True change starts with YOU Happy Democracy

Every government is a close & near accurate 
reflection of the attitude & culture of its 
citizens. True change starts with YOU 


Nigeria had a baby in 1999, his name is DEMOCRACY



After so many years of Democracy all we got is demonstration of craze smh


Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect

Being happy doesn't mean 
that everything is perfect
it means you've decided to 
look beyond the IMPERFECTIONS
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Happy Democracy

Happy Democracy

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You hold the key to happiness it's your choice to open the door

You hold the key to happiness
it's your choice to open the door

Happiness is the soundtrack of my life

Happiness is the soundtrack of my life
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I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them

I have learned to seek
my happiness by limiting
my desires, rather than
attempting to satisfy them
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I AM IN CHARGE OF HOW I FEEL AND TODAY I AM CHOOSING HAPPINESS

I AM IN CHARGE
OF HOW I FEEL
AND TODAY I AM
CHOOSING HAPPINESS

HAPPINESS Is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open

HAPPINESS
Is something that comes
into our lives through
doors we don't even 
remember leaving open

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved


There is only one happiness
in life, to love and be loved
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Happiness is a journey not a destination


The man who wakes up and find himself famous hasn't been asleep

The man who wakes up
and find himself famous
hasn't been asleep
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Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain

Everyone wants happiness
no one wants pain but you
cant have a rainbow without
a little rain

WE TEND TO FORGET THAT HAPPINESS DOESN'T COME AS A RESULT OF GETTING SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE

WE TEND TO FORGET THAT 
HAPPINESS
DOESN'T COME AS A RESULT
OF GETTING SOMETHING WE
DON'T HAVE, BUT RATHER OF
RECOGNIZING & APPRECIATING
WHAT WE DO HAVE
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Don't be fooled by your emptiness, there's so much room for happiness

Don't be fooled by your
emptiness, there's so
much room for happiness
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Today is my birthday May 28th be nice to me

Today is my birthday May 27th be nice to me

SUCCESS IS A JOURNEY NOT A DESTINATION

SUCCESS IS A JOURNEY
NOT A DESTINATION

WORK LIKE YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT AND DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING

WORK LIKE YOU DON'T 
NEED THE MONEY
LOVE LIKE YOU'VE 
NEVER BEEN HURT
AND DANCE LIKE 
NO ONE IS WATCHING



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When is the best time to tell someone you love him? Answer: Before someone else does

When is the best time to tell someone you love him?

Answer: Before someone else does


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success is the sum of small efforts repeated

success is the sum of small efforts repeated

BELIEVE YOU CAN AND YOU WILL

BELIEVE YOU CAN
AND YOU WILL
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in

Men also have feelings for example they can feel hungry

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me and you is friends you smile i smile

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We waste time looking for the perfect lover instead of creating the perfect love

We waste time looking
for the perfect lover
instead of creating the
perfect love

Everyday we wake up is another blessing Follow your dreams and don't let anyone stop you

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What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday

What if you woke up today
with only the things you
thanked God for yesterday