AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love.
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE Yes.
AKPOS: Turn on the blender.
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye.
2 days later
AKPOS: My wife where are you?
EKAITE: At home love
AKPOS: Are you sure?
EKAITE: Yes
AKPOS: Turn on the blender
EKAITE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
AKPOS: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, Akpos decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.
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Poems written by AKPOS and EKAITE (very funny)
AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me
in darkness, He created light. He saw me without
problems, He created YOU.
EKAITE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I
wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I
wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart
Attack.
AKPOS: The rain makes all things beautiful. The
grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things
beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you..?
EKAITE: Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys
like u should be kept in ZOO. Don't feel so angry
you will find me there too Not in cage but
laughing at YOU.
If you have not tested BAILEYS you have not tested anything
If you have not tested BAILEYS you have not tested anything
IF YOU DON'T BUILD YOUR DREAMS SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU TO HELP BUILD THEIRS
IF YOU DON'T BUILD YOUR DREAMS
SOMEONE WILL HIRE YOU TO HELP
BUILD THEIRS
Do you train yourself to be successful? or do you complain just to feel good about failing?
In order to be IrreplaceablE one must always be Different
In order to be
IrreplaceablE
one must always be Different
Good friends are hard to find harder to leave and IMPOSSIBLE to forget
True change starts with YOU Happy Democracy
Every government is a close & near accurate
reflection of the attitude & culture of its
citizens. True change starts with YOU
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect
You hold the key to happiness it's your choice to open the door
You hold the key to happiness
it's your choice to open the door
I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them
I AM IN CHARGE OF HOW I FEEL AND TODAY I AM CHOOSING HAPPINESS
I AM IN CHARGE
OF HOW I FEEL
AND TODAY I AM
CHOOSING HAPPINESS
HAPPINESS Is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open
HAPPINESS
Is something that comes
into our lives through
doors we don't even
remember leaving open
Everyone wants happiness no one wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain
Everyone wants happiness
no one wants pain but you
cant have a rainbow without
a little rain
WE TEND TO FORGET THAT HAPPINESS DOESN'T COME AS A RESULT OF GETTING SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE
WORK LIKE YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT AND DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
When is the best time to tell someone you love him? Answer: Before someone else does
When is the best time to tell someone you love him?
Answer: Before someone else does
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in
We waste time looking for the perfect lover instead of creating the perfect love
We waste time looking
for the perfect lover
instead of creating the
perfect love
What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday
What if you woke up today
with only the things you
thanked God for yesterday
SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF SUCCESS WHILE OTHERS WAKE UP AND WORK HARD AT IT
SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF
SUCCESS
WHILE OTHERS WAKE UP AND
WORK HARD AT IT
Look back and thank GOD Look forward and trust GOD
Look back and thank GOD
Look forward and trust GOD
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