One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town (very funny)

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for Akpos who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

Akpos replied, "Yes i do."


Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

Akpos "Nope, sure ain't.

Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

Akpos calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.